A captain's pipe dream.

Joshua. 21. Beard. Belongs to a Hunter. aka Deer Meat. Aspiring chef. Probably awkwardly sipping whiskey or watching anime or both though. Also, vaginas are tasty. That is all.

sublimesublemon:

baptisms:

*picks you up for prom in an evangelion unit* 

haha your mom had to give you a ride what a loser

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iguanamouth:

MY HANDS ARE TOO BIG FOR THE CONTROLLERRRRRSSSSS *knocks down a bank*

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